{"id":120,"date":"2009-04-10T11:30:12","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:30:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=120"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:36:00","slug":"why-did-the-galaxy-also-called-the-milky-way-have-its-balls-so-spaced-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it&#8217;s balls so spaced out?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q.\u00a0 Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it&#8217;s balls so spaced out?<\/p>\n<p>A.\u00a0 Because it&#8217;s balls are planets, and they&#8217;re really far apart!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q.\u00a0 Why did the galaxy, also called the Milky Way, have it&#8217;s balls so spaced out? A.\u00a0 Because it&#8217;s balls are planets, and they&#8217;re really far apart!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,45],"tags":[14,126],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-milky-way","category-q-and-a","tag-balls","tag-milky-way"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}