{"id":289,"date":"2012-02-13T12:17:52","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T12:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=289"},"modified":"2012-02-13T12:17:52","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T12:17:52","slug":"why-did-galileo-look-at-the-telescopes-anus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=289","title":{"rendered":"Why did Galileo look at the telescope&#8217;s anus?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Why did Galileo look at the telescope&#8217;s anus?<\/p>\n<p>A: He wanted to look at Uranus, but then he got all confused, and well, then he looked at the telescope&#8217;s anus instead!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. (He wished it didn&#8217;t fart but boy was he wrong!! \ud83d\ude09 The telescope farted right by his nose so he could smell it!! He was very flustered that day I tell you what! He did not like the stink of the fart either!!! \ud83d\ude09 \ud83d\ude09 ;-))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Why did Galileo look at the telescope&#8217;s anus? A: He wanted to look at Uranus, but then he got all confused, and well, then he looked at the telescope&#8217;s anus instead! P.S. (He wished it didn&#8217;t fart but boy was he wrong!! \ud83d\ude09 The telescope farted right by his nose so he could smell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":467,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions\/467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}