{"id":300,"date":"2009-04-10T19:06:39","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T02:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=300"},"modified":"2009-04-10T19:06:39","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T02:06:39","slug":"is-that-the-club-huh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"Is that the club??? Huh!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??<\/p>\n<p>Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!<\/p>\n<p>[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes &#8220;Pen 15&#8221; on his hand ]<\/p>\n<p>[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]<\/p>\n<p>Saturn: You faggot!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club?? Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it?? Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!! Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out! [ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes &#8220;Pen 15&#8221; on his hand ] [ All the planets laughing at Pluto ] Saturn: You faggot!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,8,6,81,18],"tags":[124,93,3,129,123],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-jupiter","category-mars","category-planets-general","category-pluto","tag-jupiter","tag-pen-15","tag-planets","tag-pluto","tag-saturn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":301,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}