{"id":315,"date":"2012-02-13T12:12:56","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T12:12:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=315"},"modified":"2012-02-13T12:13:03","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T12:13:03","slug":"knock-knock-whos-there-lol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=315","title":{"rendered":"Knock Knock, who&#8217;s there? LOL!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Knock Knock!<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s There??<\/p>\n<p>Morgan Freeman!<\/p>\n<p>Morgan Freeman who??!<\/p>\n<p>Morgan Freeman, the black actor, you fucking moron!<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock Knock! Who&#8217;s There?? Morgan Freeman! Morgan Freeman who??! Morgan Freeman, the black actor, you fucking moron! Oh. Sorry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knock-knock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":466,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}