{"id":32,"date":"2009-04-09T21:18:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T04:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=32"},"modified":"2009-04-10T16:54:32","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T23:54:32","slug":"craters-on-the-moon-whodunit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=32","title":{"rendered":"Craters on the moon!! Whodunit??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Not me.<\/p>\n<p>Mars: I didn&#8217;t do it!<\/p>\n<p>Venus: ummmm&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Earth: C&#8217;mon did you do it??<\/p>\n<p>Venus: Well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.<\/p>\n<p>Neptune: I DID IT!!!!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today? Earth: Not me. Mars: I didn&#8217;t do it! Venus: ummmm&#8230;. Earth: C&#8217;mon did you do it?? Venus: Well&#8230; Mars: Fess up, we know you did it. Neptune: I DID IT!!!! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,23,6,48,9,15],"tags":[61,131,122,28,125,127],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-earth","category-mars","category-moons","category-neptune","category-venus","tag-crater","tag-earth","tag-mars","tag-moon","tag-neptune","tag-venus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":205,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions\/205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}