{"id":405,"date":"2009-04-25T11:29:18","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T18:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=405"},"modified":"2009-04-25T11:29:18","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T18:29:18","slug":"planet-larry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Planet Larry?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Hey Neptune, did you hear that they discovered a new planet?<\/p>\n<p>Neptune: No! What planet is it?<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: Planet Larry.<\/p>\n<p>Neptune: Planet Larry?<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: Yeah, he really likes Larry the Cable Guy.<\/p>\n<p>Planet Larry: Git R&#8217; Dun!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Hey Neptune, did you hear that they discovered a new planet? Neptune: No! What planet is it? Mercury: Planet Larry. Neptune: Planet Larry? Mercury: Yeah, he really likes Larry the Cable Guy. Planet Larry: Git R&#8217; Dun!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,17,9],"tags":[113,128,125],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-mercury","category-neptune","tag-larry","tag-mercury","tag-neptune"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}