{"id":413,"date":"2009-04-25T12:15:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-25T19:15:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=413"},"modified":"2009-04-25T12:22:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-25T19:22:49","slug":"the-earths-and-the-bees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=413","title":{"rendered":"The Earths and the Bees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Earth:<\/strong>\u00a0 Dad?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Earth&#8217;s Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0 Yes son?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Earth:<\/strong>\u00a0 Where do baby planets come from?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Earth&#8217;s Dad:<\/strong>\u00a0 Well son.. When two planets love each other very much for several\u00a0trillions of\u00a0years, they invite\u00a0all\u00a0of\u00a0\u00a0their friends over for a huge orgy called the Big Bang.\u00a0 They love each other <em>SO <\/em>much that they fuck until they explode and create lots of new baby planets.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Earth:<\/strong>\u00a0 Wow! Someday I&#8217;m going to have lots of baby planets!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jesus:<\/strong>\u00a0 No you won&#8217;t because that&#8217;s not true, plus you&#8217;re a fucking retard!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earth:\u00a0 Dad? Earth&#8217;s Dad:\u00a0 Yes son? Earth:\u00a0 Where do baby planets come from? Earth&#8217;s Dad:\u00a0 Well son.. When two planets love each other very much for several\u00a0trillions of\u00a0years, they invite\u00a0all\u00a0of\u00a0\u00a0their friends over for a huge orgy called the Big Bang.\u00a0 They love each other SO much that they fuck until they explode and create lots [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,23],"tags":[116,118,131,43,117,119],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-earth","tag-baby-planets","tag-big-bang","tag-earth","tag-fuck","tag-jesus","tag-orgy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":416,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions\/416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}