{"id":440,"date":"2009-05-21T11:07:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-21T18:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=440"},"modified":"2009-05-21T11:17:32","modified_gmt":"2009-05-21T18:17:32","slug":"two-palnets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Two palnets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What did the two planets do with one cup?<\/p>\n<p>A. They shit into it and filled it up like a soft serve ice cream cone. Then, they licked and ate the shit out of it. After that, they puked the shit they just swallowed into each other&#8217;s mouths and also puked onto the shit filled cup. There was a close up of one planet&#8217;s mouth who swallowed a bunch of shit from out of the cup and the planet&#8217;s toungue was all brown from the floamy shit it had just  swallowed.<\/p>\n<p>Jupiter: Gross!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What did the two planets do with one cup? A. They shit into it and filled it up like a soft serve ice cream cone. Then, they licked and ate the shit out of it. After that, they puked the shit they just swallowed into each other&#8217;s mouths and also puked onto the shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-q-and-a","tag-planets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}