{"id":454,"date":"2009-10-17T17:02:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-18T00:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=454"},"modified":"2009-10-17T17:02:46","modified_gmt":"2009-10-18T00:02:46","slug":"witch-craters-are-you-talking-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"Witch craters are you talking about??!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Hey, the crater is over here, where the gaseous vents are.<\/p>\n<p>Mars: Now what in the heck are you talking about??!<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: Just lean in right here near these vents. Put your nose near these vents near these craters.<\/p>\n<p>[Mercury farts, <strong><em>right in Mars&#8217; nose!!!<\/em><\/strong>]<\/p>\n<p>Mars: EWWWW!!!<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Hey, the crater is over here, where the gaseous vents are. Mars: Now what in the heck are you talking about??! Mercury: Just lean in right here near these vents. Put your nose near these vents near these craters. [Mercury farts, right in Mars&#8217; nose!!!] Mars: EWWWW!!! Mercury: \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-mars","category-mercury"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}