{"id":456,"date":"2010-05-06T09:16:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T16:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=456"},"modified":"2010-05-06T09:16:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T16:16:29","slug":"have-u-a-cd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"Have u a cd?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Have u heard the new Funkytown Hardbodies cd?<\/p>\n<p>Earth: No.<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: My favorite song is &#8220;Blade Until You Fade To Ash.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Does it look like I give a shit at all?<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: Come to think of it, not really. :&#8217;-(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: Have u heard the new Funkytown Hardbodies cd? Earth: No. Mercury: My favorite song is &#8220;Blade Until You Fade To Ash.&#8221; Earth: Does it look like I give a shit at all? Mercury: Come to think of it, not really. :&#8217;-(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[131,128],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-earth","tag-mercury"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}