{"id":458,"date":"2011-02-04T14:58:44","date_gmt":"2011-02-04T21:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=458"},"modified":"2011-02-04T14:58:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-04T21:58:44","slug":"you-drank-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=458","title":{"rendered":"You drank that??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: hey man, 420, have some of this!<\/p>\n<p>[Earth passes Pluto a bong with some killer nugz packed up. One thing is though, the bong water is really stale and gross. It looks really dirty in the bong.]<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: Oh thanks! I&#8217;m really glad we are friends!<\/p>\n<p>[Pluto drinks all of the bong water in the bong and swallows it!!! Not only that, but Neptune has been using the bong as a dip spit cup for like two weeks!!!]<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Ewwww!! God you are stupid!!<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: I&#8217;m sorry I messed up. \ud83d\ude41 Can we look past this incident and continue to work on our friendship?<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Ugh&#8230;. I guess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: hey man, 420, have some of this! [Earth passes Pluto a bong with some killer nugz packed up. One thing is though, the bong water is really stale and gross. It looks really dirty in the bong.] Pluto: Oh thanks! I&#8217;m really glad we are friends! [Pluto drinks all of the bong water in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[131,125,129],"class_list":["post-458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-earth","tag-neptune","tag-pluto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=458"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/458\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}