{"id":461,"date":"2011-11-26T03:41:21","date_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=461"},"modified":"2011-11-26T03:49:48","modified_gmt":"2011-11-26T03:49:48","slug":"tupac-no-u-didnt-gurl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=461","title":{"rendered":"Tupac, no u didn&#8217;t gurl!!!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu?<\/p>\n<p>Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!!<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: What a faggot!!<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Pluto, you shouldn&#8217;t call people faggot. It&#8217;s just not very nice.<\/p>\n<p>Mars: Yeah, that was not cool <em>at all<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: I&#8217;m really sorry I said that. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.<\/p>\n<p>Earth: I&#8217;m sorry we can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Mars: We really can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu? Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!! Pluto: What a faggot!! Earth: Pluto, you shouldn&#8217;t call people faggot. It&#8217;s just not very nice. Mars: Yeah, that was not cool at all. Pluto: I&#8217;m really sorry I said that. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,23,6,18],"tags":[131,97,122],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-earth","category-mars","category-pluto","tag-earth","tag-fat","tag-mars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":462,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions\/462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}