{"id":468,"date":"2012-03-09T00:12:26","date_gmt":"2012-03-09T00:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=468"},"modified":"2012-03-25T15:52:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T15:52:14","slug":"ipad-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=468","title":{"rendered":"iPad Madness!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Pluto is fumbling around with his new iPad. He&#8217;s like rubbing it around his crotch and stuff like he doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s doing.]<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"-webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875); -webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469);\">Earth: Hey Pluto, what exactly are you doing with that brand new iPad?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Pluto: I am trying to figure out how to put my new pad on.<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Dude, first of all, that is not a maxi pad&#8230; It&#8217;s a fucking iPad!! Second of all, you don&#8217;t even have a pussy you fucking moron!! Fuck!!<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: Oh&#8230; I got confused because iPad sounds sorta like maxi pad.<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Right. \u00a0[rolls eyes]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Pluto is fumbling around with his new iPad. He&#8217;s like rubbing it around his crotch and stuff like he doesn&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s doing.] Earth: Hey Pluto, what exactly are you doing with that brand new iPad? Pluto: I am trying to figure out how to put my new pad on. Earth: Dude, first of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,23,18],"tags":[131,129],"class_list":["post-468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-earth","category-pluto","tag-earth","tag-pluto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=468"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/468\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}