{"id":489,"date":"2011-03-02T19:38:42","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T19:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=489"},"modified":"2013-06-28T19:50:56","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T19:50:56","slug":"what-are-those-funny-tvs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=489","title":{"rendered":"What are those funny tvs?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: Have you seen all of those new and very funny <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sonyultrahd.com\">TVs<\/a>?<br \/>\nVenus: What, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.samsungultrahd.com\">HDTVs<\/a>?<br \/>\nMercury: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vizioultrahd.com\">Ultra High Definition TVs<\/a>?<br \/>\nMars: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple4k.com\">4K TVs<\/a>?<br \/>\nPluto: Now what in the heck is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lgultrahdtv.com\">4K TV<\/a>? Does that stand for four <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dnintendogames.com\">Koopas<\/a>?<br \/>\nUranus: Oh Pluto, you&#8217;ve been playing far too many <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dplaystationgames.com\">3D video games<\/a>!<br \/>\nSaturn: Geez you guys&#8230; You would think that you&#8217;ve all been playing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dxbox360games.com\">XBOX 360<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dxboxonegames.com\">XBOX One<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dplaystationgames.com\">PS3<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dps4games.com\">PS4<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3dnintendogames.com\">Nintendo Wii U<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.best3dapps.com\">iPhone games<\/a> all day long!<br \/>\nJupiter: Not to mention all of those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.best3dbluraymovies.com\">3D bluray movies<\/a> you&#8217;ve been watching! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earth: Have you seen all of those new and very funny TVs? Venus: What, HDTVs? Mercury: Ultra High Definition TVs? Mars: 4K TVs? Pluto: Now what in the heck is a 4K TV? Does that stand for four Koopas? Uranus: Oh Pluto, you&#8217;ve been playing far too many 3D video games! Saturn: Geez you guys&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=489"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":492,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/489\/revisions\/492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}