{"id":52,"date":"2009-04-09T21:29:46","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T04:29:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=52"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:50:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:50:49","slug":"whats-up-with-that-smell-on-jupiter-these-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: What&#8217;s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?<\/p>\n<p>Venus: I don&#8217;t know, something smells fishy!!<\/p>\n<p>Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!<\/p>\n<p>Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!<\/p>\n<p>Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!<\/p>\n<p>Saturn: Who pooped??<\/p>\n<p>Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I&#8217;m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercury: What&#8217;s up with that smell on Jupiter these days? Venus: I don&#8217;t know, something smells fishy!! Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!! Mars: Smells like poop to me!!! Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!! Saturn: Who pooped?? Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I&#8217;m shitting out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,46,23,8,6,17,18,7],"tags":[131,124,122,128,129,123,68,127],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-asteroidsmeteors","category-dialogue","category-earth","category-jupiter","category-mars","category-mercury","category-pluto","category-saturn","tag-earth","tag-jupiter","tag-mars","tag-mercury","tag-pluto","tag-saturn","tag-smell","tag-venus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":269,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}