{"id":62,"date":"2009-04-09T21:37:11","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T04:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=62"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:09:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:09:07","slug":"whats-with-neptunes-new-hairstyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle?<\/p>\n

Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!!<\/p>\n

Earth: Me too!!!<\/p>\n

Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!!<\/p>\n

Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Venus: Say, What’s with Neptune’s new hairstyle? Mars: Looks kind of funny to me!! Earth: Me too!!! Pluto: Come on guys, we know he’s just really into sports!!! Jupiter: That’s right, he went to Sport Clips!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,23,8,9,18],"tags":[131,73,124,125,129,127],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-earth","category-jupiter","category-neptune","category-pluto","tag-earth","tag-hair","tag-jupiter","tag-neptune","tag-pluto","tag-venus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":64,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions\/64"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}