{"id":75,"date":"2009-04-09T21:46:11","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T04:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=75"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:15:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:15:01","slug":"whats-worse-than-two-planets-gettin-out-of-orbit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s worse than two planets gettin&#8217; out of orbit??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What&#8217;s worse than two planets gettin&#8217; out of orbit??<\/p>\n<p>A. Two planets gettin&#8217; in to <em>all kinds<\/em> of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin&#8217; at you,\u00a0 Pluto and Saturn)<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. What&#8217;s worse than two planets gettin&#8217; out of orbit?? A. Two planets gettin&#8217; in to all kinds of trouble!!! Woo boy!! (Lookin&#8217; at you,\u00a0 Pluto and Saturn) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,45,7],"tags":[77,3,129,123],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pluto","category-q-and-a","category-saturn","tag-orbit","tag-planets","tag-pluto","tag-saturn"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions\/77"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}