{"id":78,"date":"2009-04-10T09:09:03","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T16:09:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:17:25","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:17:25","slug":"our-sun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Our Sun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sun: \u00a0I gotta take a <strong>SHIT!!<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0I shouldn&#8217;t have gone an ate all them hotdogs!<\/p>\n<p>Mercury: \u00a0Damn.<\/p>\n<p>Venus: \u00a0Oh no.<\/p>\n<p>Sun: \u00a0 <span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt&#8230;..spllooch&#8230;phbt<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Mercury: \u00a0Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now!<\/p>\n<p>Venus: \u00a0<strong>YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sun: \u00a0I gotta take a SHIT!!\u00a0\u00a0I shouldn&#8217;t have gone an ate all them hotdogs! Mercury: \u00a0Damn. Venus: \u00a0Oh no. Sun: \u00a0 PhhhHHbbBBBTTTttttttttt&#8230;..spllooch&#8230;phbt Mercury: \u00a0Fuck, my new equator is all dirty now! Venus: \u00a0YOU JUST SPLATTERED SHITFLAKES ALL OVER MY MAGNETIC POLE!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,17,25,15],"tags":[128,30,133,127],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialogue","category-mercury","category-sun","category-venus","tag-mercury","tag-shit","tag-sun","tag-venus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":80,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/80"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}