{"id":88,"date":"2009-04-10T09:25:01","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T16:25:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitwiseoperator.com\/planetaryhumor\/?p=88"},"modified":"2009-04-10T17:21:57","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T00:21:57","slug":"what-did","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"What did?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q. \u00a0What is Mars&#8217; favorite thing to buy at the store?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>A. \u00a0<strong>DUMBASS!!!!<\/strong>\u00a0Planets aren&#8217;t allowed in stores!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>rofl \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q. \u00a0What is Mars&#8217; favorite thing to buy at the store?\u00a0 A. \u00a0DUMBASS!!!!\u00a0Planets aren&#8217;t allowed in stores! \u00a0 rofl \u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,45],"tags":[122],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mars","category-q-and-a","tag-mars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/90"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.planetaryhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}