[Pluto is fumbling around with his new iPad. He’s like rubbing it around his crotch and stuff like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.]
Earth: Hey Pluto, what exactly are you doing with that brand new iPad?
Pluto: I am trying to figure out how to put my new pad on.
Earth: Dude, first of all, that is not a maxi pad… It’s a fucking iPad!! Second of all, you don’t even have a pussy you fucking moron!! Fuck!!
Pluto: Oh… I got confused because iPad sounds sorta like maxi pad.
Earth: Right. [rolls eyes]
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...Venus: Since they did away with slavery on Earth, do you think that everything will be cool now?
Mars: Eh, I don’t know.
Morgan Freeman: You guys should really watch Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. I talk a lot on it and it’s pretty cool stuff about space and stuff. I also believe that Visa is an excellent company to provide banking services and stuff like that on Earth.
Pluto: Oh no! More again from you Morgan Freeman??!
Neptune: Pluto, that’s not very nice. Morgan Freeman has every right to say what is on his mind.
Uranus: That’s right.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Earth: Did you here that Tupac was wearing a tutu?
Mars: Yeah, Biggie Smalls was rolling over in his fat grave about it!!!
Pluto: What a faggot!!
Earth: Pluto, you shouldn’t call people faggot. It’s just not very nice.
Mars: Yeah, that was not cool at all.
Pluto: I’m really sorry I said that. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
Earth: I’m sorry we can’t.
Mars: We really can’t.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Mercury: Are you guys talking about tit curdles?
Pluto: No.
Mercury: Oh ok.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s Pluto’s favorite element on the periodic table of elements?
A. Plutonium!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Q. What’s Pluto doing with all those spaceships??
A. Giving them to Mickey Mouse!!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...Jupiter: Why are you taking so fucking long?
Venus: Yeah!! C’mon!!!
Earth: Grrrrrrrr
Pluto: Let’s go already!!
Neptune: We’re gonna be late, again!!
Mars: Would ya stop bitching about it?? I’m making a suprise birthday cake for Mercury!!!
[ Everyone smiles at him ]
Jupiter: Oh ok, sorry man.
[ Awkward silence, then Earth farts ]
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Saturn: Hey, Pluto, want to join the club??
Pluto: Yeah! Cool!! What club is it??
Saturn: Pen 15 club!!!!
Jupiter: Ok, put your hand out!
[ Pluto puts hand out, Saturn writes “Pen 15” on his hand ]
[ All the planets laughing at Pluto ]
Saturn: You faggot!!!!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Pluto”
“Pluto who?”
“Pluto Nash – The Movie!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!”
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q. Why did Pluto shit all over Jupiter’s chest?
A. Because he thought that he took Viagra but it was really a galax-itive!
reeeeeeetard!!! 😛
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...