Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earth: Mmmmm… what???!
Mars: Ewwww!!!!!
Venus: I smell that too!!!!!
Jupiter: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q. Why did Mars get away from Venus?
A. Because they needed their space!!!!
Q. Why do they call Mars the red planet?
A. Because Neptune made him blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q. Why is Mars red?
A. Because Saturn and Jupiter beat the shit out of MARS!!! wha-chaaa!
Q. What is Mars’ favorite thing to buy at the store?
A. DUMBASS!!!! Planets aren’t allowed in stores!
rofl 🙂
Mars: Knock knock!
Venus: Who’s there?
Mars: Face on Mars!!
Venus: Face on Mars who??
Mars: The face on Mars, and we’re having a gravy train!!! Choo choo!!!!!!!
😉
Mercury: What’s up with that smell on Jupiter these days?
Venus: I don’t know, something smells fishy!!
Earth: Yeah, I caught wind of it too. Pee yew!!
Mars: Smells like poop to me!!!
Pluto: No, really, somebody took a dump!!
Saturn: Who pooped??
Jupiter: I just ate a bunch of shit and I’m shitting out shit that I ate!!!!
Q. What’s blue and green and has an atmosphere?
A. Mars, if it had a job!!
Q. Did somebody slam the moon with asteroids today?
Earth: Not me.
Mars: I didn’t do it!
Venus: ummmm….
Earth: C’mon did you do it??
Venus: Well…
Mars: Fess up, we know you did it.
Neptune: I DID IT!!!!
😀
Q. Why does Saturn like Mars?
A. Uranus!!! lol